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A cracked, vengeful zombie egg-man perched atop a stone wall charges after running kids, captioned 'THEY EGGED THE WALL \/ HE PUT HIMSELF BACK TOGETHER'.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eGarment Specifications \u0026amp; Heavyweight Construction\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEngineered for substance and warmth during crisp autumn days and cold winter nights, this hoodie is crafted from premium 380 GSM combed cotton fleece with a plush brushed interior.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFabric Weight:\u003c\/strong\u003e 380 g\/m² (11.2 oz\/yd²) substantial heavyweight fleece\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial Composition:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% soft combed cotton face with brushed fleece interior\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGarment Fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Relaxed streetwear oversized drape with ergonomic raglan sleeve construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCollar \u0026amp; Hood:\u003c\/strong\u003e Snug wind-resistant collar with double-layered drawstring hood\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFinishing:\u003c\/strong\u003e Double-stitched ribbed cuffs and hem, side-seamed construction, taped neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStorage:\u003c\/strong\u003e Deep front kangaroo pocket for warmth and daily essentials\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColor Integrity:\u003c\/strong\u003e Pre-shrunk and reactive-dyed for long-lasting color retention\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eFit \u0026amp; Sizing Recommendation\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis hoodie features a modern relaxed streetwear fit. We recommend ordering your standard size for an effortlessly cozy drape, or sizing down if you prefer a more tailored silhouette. Please consult our \u003ca href=\"#size-guide\"\u003eSize \u0026amp; Measurement Guide\u003c\/a\u003e to verify Chest Width, Body Length, and Sleeve Length measurements across all sizes (XS through 2XL) before ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTo preserve graphic detail and heavyweight fleece softness over years of wear: wash garment inside-out in cold water with neutral detergents. Tumble dry on low heat or hang dry in shade. Avoid bleach, soaking, and direct high-temperature ironing over graphic prints.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eShipping, Delivery \u0026amp; Store Policies\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery hoodie is custom prepared with care. Orders typically process within 2–4 business days and ship with full tracking. 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